So, is all the "shit"* in the Middle East basically an excuse for Israel to go all rock and roll and eat all the brown ones? Seriously- it's Hezbollah's fault; Syria's fault, Iran's fault - is anyone not fucking things up?

Almost as scary as the Middle East is the idea that, millenia ago, demon ducks of doom roamed the earth.

Oh lord... Channel 4 to screen a wank-a-thon? No shit. And you thought Big Brother was a televisual nadir? And here's the official site in case you need some help getting to grips with, er ...the concept.

Dave xx

* God bless Dubya for putting it in terms we can all understand. Understand from the age of 5, that is.

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