Rape, pillage and interplanetary invasion.

I went for a walk today in the rain - it made a nice change, frankly. I am all for warm sunny weather, but it wouldn't be Scotland without it pissing down once in a while. Besides, I'd found a pond half a mile up the road, and the hissing of the rain on the water seemed rather apt.

And it was fun watching a family feeding the ducks (against the instructions on handy signs nearby) running for their lives when a swan came out of the water and expressed an interest in eating their bread, their shopping and possibly their small blonde daughter.

I'm still debating whether I should have bought a book I saw today - a fantastic tome entitled "Space Vikings". Seriously. That book's begging to be made into a film by John Travolta.

This whole event sounds very like the Bilderberg ones Jon Ronson attempted to investigate in that book I was reading - and far more sinister - after all, Kissinger may be an evil shit, but he never tried to brainwash us through our TV sets...

Dave xx

 

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